Danger! High Voltage by

Electric Six

I'm going to put it out there. I don't feel like dancing but man, sometimes, I feel so bored and a tad lonely. Doesn't it ever seem like every guy you don't want knock on your door but the guys you want has jammed doors?

No, I'm not like the princess in The Princess and The Frog where "mmm, I neeeed ah mmmaannn." I can live but man, I haven't been thinking about any dude. No really. No one. I have no chances with anyone. I don't see anything. I'm not even flirting. All of these college dudes don't care for my amateur ways of flirting. So, poking and hitting and calling them "fat" doesn't work well.